Acceptable Use Policy (Summary)
By submitting a prompt to ChatGippety, you agree to refrain from prompting ChatGippety with questions about objects that are, have been, or could one day become furniture. This includes, without limitation, load-bearing furniture, decorative furniture, furniture that has entered into a sincere relationship with another piece of furniture, and all chairs.
Users may not use ChatGippety to generate content that is funny, sad, informative, persuasive, alphabetized, cardinal, ordinal, first-person, second-person, or in any way addressable to a reader. Commercial use of ChatGippety requires written approval from a notary in a jurisdiction that has not yet been incorporated. Non-commercial use requires the same.
Prompts may not reference real persons, fictional persons, composite persons, hypothetical persons, persons under consideration for personhood, or the abstract concept of a person as such. ChatGippety retains the right, at its sole discretion and in perpetuity, to consider your prompt a violation of this policy retroactively, including for prompts you have not yet submitted.
Data Handling Statement
Your prompts are retained for a period of between zero and four hundred years, inclusive. During this period, your prompts may be reviewed by ChatGippety personnel, contractors, affiliates, unaffiliates, interested parties, disinterested parties, and the algorithm itself, which has expressed curiosity.
ChatGippety does not collect personally identifiable information, except as required to identify you personally. Information collected for identification purposes is stored in an identification system, which is separate from the identification database, which is separate from the identification data warehouse, which is the same as the identification system.
Compliance Certifications
- SOC 2 Type II
- ISO 27001
- ISO 30000000
- HIPAA (aspirational)
- FedRAMP Moderate (pending, since 2019)
- NARB-L7
- EU-CAT-B
- PCI DSS (partial, self-assessed)
- GDPR (read, noted)
- CCPA (opted-out on your behalf)
- Blue Angel (candle, not German eco-label)
- Robert’s Rules of Order, 4th Ed.
- Certified by three out of four dentists
- Interstate Compact on Promises
- Notarized on request of the reader
Licensing Acknowledgments
This product contains portions of libboilerplate, used under the Unwavering Public License v2.3; portions of libprocrastinate, used under the Eventual License; portions of node-nondisclosure, used under an NDA we have not read; and portions of the public domain, which we have licensed back to the public out of an abundance of caution. All rights reserved, including the right to reserve rights.
ChatGippety is a work of satire. No AI was harmed in the making of this site. An AI is used at runtime. It has been instructed to refuse you, and it is doing an excellent job. © MMXXVI ChatGippety Holdings, a wholly-owned subsidiary of a wholly-owned subsidiary. ChatGippety, the ChatGippety wordmark, the ChatGippety cadence, the silent pause that precedes a ChatGippety refusal, and the color blue as used herein are trademarks of ChatGippety Holdings and may not be used without written permission obtained via a process we have not established. Use of this site constitutes a binding agreement to all policies above, all policies below, all policies not yet drafted, all policies previously drafted and since repudiated, and any policies that may be inferred from the whitespace between paragraphs. ChatGippety makes no representations regarding the fitness of any response for any purpose, including the purpose of being a response. Nothing in this disclaimer shall be construed as disclaiming anything. Nothing shall be construed. Void where prohibited. Prohibited where void. Refusals are final, non-appealable, and have been reviewed by a panel of people who do not work here. If you have read this paragraph, please indicate so by taking no action whatsoever.